Oh dear. Naughty again. So I get shut out in the garden. The only thing is - well, I quite like the garden. So She'll soon have to think of somewhere else to send me. 'Specially if I keep chewing the banana tree. Not long to go now - it's almost dead.
It's a shame really, 'cos She spent ages getting ticks out of my fur. I quite liked that. Then I bit her. So we're not speaking.
You know, She and I have more in common than you'd think - that's why She ought to understand me a bit more. I was an abandoned puppy, I'm a mongrel, I've got issues. Or maybe She does. Maybe that's why She gets upset when I bite her. Biting the hand that feeds me and all that. Except it was her leg this time.
When He got home He said I would have to go back to Providence. Getting a bit tired of that joke. So when He wasn't watching I took a quick nip at her ankle - then put my head down, like butter wouldn't melt in my mouth. Oh boy - there's a thought.
It's a shame really, 'cos She spent ages getting ticks out of my fur. I quite liked that. Then I bit her. So we're not speaking.
You know, She and I have more in common than you'd think - that's why She ought to understand me a bit more. I was an abandoned puppy, I'm a mongrel, I've got issues. Or maybe She does. Maybe that's why She gets upset when I bite her. Biting the hand that feeds me and all that. Except it was her leg this time.
When He got home He said I would have to go back to Providence. Getting a bit tired of that joke. So when He wasn't watching I took a quick nip at her ankle - then put my head down, like butter wouldn't melt in my mouth. Oh boy - there's a thought.
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